Tuesday, 14 April 2009

You've got to be kidding me?

After taking an overdue library book home for two weeks and then realising that I will be fined £1 an hour, I have come to the conclusion that my overall fine will be £336... Half an hour after this traumatic realisation, I discover that I have done the wrong question for an essay I handed in about three weeks ago. Surely there must be some kind of joke of which my life is the butt? I cannot be this much of a twat, all the time, 24/7. Can I? ...

I am going to bed, and I am not coming out until I am fully recovered and have turned over a new leaf. It will be called 'Amy's Hibernation Period In Order For Her To Stop Being A Twat As Her Life Is Hanging By A Thread'.

Over and out.